Sub-Contractor: A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal
Tender Submission: A poker game in which the losing hand wins
Tender Sum: A wild guess carried out to two decimal places
Successful Tender: A contractor who is wondering what he left out
Architect's Estimate: A cost of construction in heaven
Management Contract: The technique of losing your shirt under perfect control
Completion Date: The point at which liquidated damages begin.
Liquidated Damages: A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible
Quantity Surveyors: People who go in after the war is lost and bayonet the wounded.
Lawyers: People who go in after the Quantity surveyors and strip the bodies.
Thankyou 'David Ferdinando'
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